Not Again! For the 10th time this year I have gone to start my car and the battery was dead. Now you might think this is caused by a bad battery. Wrong! It is caused by my five little "ducks". My little ducks are perfectly capable of opening a car door, but apparently closing the door is something they "forget" to do. Please God, explain to me how you can open a door, still have your hand on it as you climb out of the car and "forget" that you are TOUCHING the door?! The problem is that I do not pass by their side of the car on my way to the house. Then I might be able to alleviate this problem.
Now with all this "experience" with dead batteries, I should be working for a car service and jumping cars for a living. Uh, not quite. I have a little too much of the "Scarlet Ohara" syndrome. What is that? Well, Scarlet is perfectly capable of doing anything she sets her mind to doing, but why do it yourself when you can get someone else to do it right?
Well of course! I don't really want to get my hands dirty and stick them into the engine of a car, hoping that I don't electrocute myself or make the car explode. I know how to set up the jumper cables but have never once done it. I mean really, why? Like I said about the flat tire, we have a car service with USAA, I have a Honey, and great neighbors. But in this case, it was the unlikely but very lovable handyman who came by to give me an estimate for fixing the water infiltration problem in my house. See what I mean about the Scarlet syndrome? He barely knows me, yet got tasked with the job because he was "lucky" enough to stop by before my neighbors got home or I had a chance to call USAA. And he was able to fix the water problem at the house also. Yeah!
Bad Backs Laxtoberfest 2008
8 years ago